Alex Lee

A friend of Mike and Steve who was with them for certain parts of Leeds 2002.

Mike's Hair

Present at Leeds 2000. Absent at Leeds 2002. If anyone is aware of what did in fact happen to Mike's hair, then do not hesitate to keep it to yourself.

Gorgeous female stood in front of Mike while Ash were on.

The particularly foxy woman who Mike DIDN'T talk to (The fool).
If you are this gorgeous woman, or even her friend who kept nodding in my direction and winking at her, then please feel free to email the site.

Mike's Eeyore
T-Shirt

Present at Leeds 2000. Absent at Leeds 2002. Speculation is rife that this may in someway be connected with the hair disappearance. Such rumours are presently unproven.

Taxi Woman

Shared a taxi with Mike and Steve on the way to Leeds 2000. Removed herself from their presence at the first possible opportunity.

Burly Security Guard who Mike threw a Bottle At.

Mike wishes to apologise to this rather well built gentleman for his incredibly poor throwing ability.

Slipknot

Nine rather amusing gentlemen who wear masks and boiler suits and play something approaching rock music. Always amusing to watch.

Sacred Noodle Stand Employees

At Leeds 2000, the Sacred Noodle Stand provided Mike and Steve with a meeting point, sustenance and even shelter. Sadly, at Leeds 2002, it took a much less dominant role in proceedings. But, Mike and Steve wish to thank the employees for there attendance.

Rex Boyd

The worst comedian ever to grace a stage at the Leeds festival (Probably). Yet still amusing in a 'Point and laugh at' way.

Steve's Girlfriend

Jenny, we salute you for your perseverance.

Ice-Cream Man

Steve wishes to apologise to the Ice-Cream for attempting to enter his van in a most unusual way at Leeds 2002.

Thomas the Frog

This particular frog was noticed by Mike and Steve at Leeds 2000 during a slightly damp period. Thomas, we hope you are happy, wherever you are.

Placebo

Low quality rock band who make it piss down with rain.

The Soundtrack of Our Lives

High quality Swedish rock band who make it piss down with rain.

Daphne & Celeste

Whores.

Moldy Peaches

Quaint soft rock folk group who sing graphically sexual lyrics and dress up in funny costumes. (Note: Not as funny as Slipknot)

Grey Plastic Matting

Placed around the main stage for Leeds 2002 to stop that particular area getting muddy. Perfect for lazing on mid-afternoon as it dried quicker than the grass.

Old Faithful

The sacred tent of Leeds. Otherwise known as Mike's knackered old tent that has miraculously survived both Leeds festivals.

Alex Lee's Friends

Mates of Alex Lee who seemed to take an instant dislike to Mike and Steve.

Steve's Stubble

Lovely attempted festival beard growth from Steve. Easily the greatest stubble ever.